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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 24.06.2025 00:20

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Minds and Behinds

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Just Forget it!

Sed autem voluptatibus minima impedit officia ipsa.

Loons and Moons

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Nuts and Butts

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No go.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

share office space ...

Five dead in latest Israeli shootings of Gazans seeking aid, say local officials - Financial Times

No, not a chance

So, the docs changed it to read

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why are there so many single moms in America?

Freaks and Cheeks

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Lisa Rinna and Donna Kelce to Have a Mother-Off on the Traitors Season 4 - Vulture

So they tried

Thumbs down again.

Hysterias & Posteriors

If gays can get married, why can't I marry my dog or a cheeseburger?

Still no good.

Then came..

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Does Trump have the authority to order U.S. strikes on Iran? - PBS

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why Disney’s AI Lawsuit Will Determine Whether Studios Survive - The Hollywood Reporter

Unacceptable again!

Still no good

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No way

Everyone loved it.

Is it true that sleeping with your hair down can cause damage?

They put up a sign reading

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Can a white person wear a bonnet to bed?

Next, they tried...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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