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Last Updated: 24.06.2025 00:20

Minds and Behinds
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Just Forget it!
Sed autem voluptatibus minima impedit officia ipsa.
Loons and Moons
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Nuts and Butts
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No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...
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No, not a chance
So, the docs changed it to read
Another attempt resulted in ...
Why are there so many single moms in America?
Freaks and Cheeks
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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So they tried
Thumbs down again.
Hysterias & Posteriors
If gays can get married, why can't I marry my dog or a cheeseburger?
Still no good.
Then came..
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Unacceptable again!
Still no good
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
Everyone loved it.
Is it true that sleeping with your hair down can cause damage?
They put up a sign reading
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Can a white person wear a bonnet to bed?
Next, they tried...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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